Nice Spot!

Nice Spot

Now that's where everyone to be in this case!  Now I just have to look for that swimming pool with a giant slide and hot girls...

Jasmine 2011!

So we are all familiar with Disney's Aladdin right?

Disney's Aladdin

If we are writing today's version of Aladdin, would it be like this?

Jasmine in Afghanistan

In a live version of Aladdin in Afghanistan that is!  You've got to admit though that this Jasmine is HOT!

Smile!

This picture has been going through the net for some time.  After all these time I saw it here again.

Smile!

The dude's smile is indeed contagious!  is there still a need for words?  Now wouldn't you smile if you were in his place?

Pacific Chromium Mountain Bike

Now get on that bike and find that girl!

Beer Time!

I am migrating all posts that are for men, especially men who are drunk and those about to get drunk to Beer Time! (Clickable link!)

I'll try to keep this blog strictly for humor.  But when humor and drunk stuff come along, I'll be sure to provide links.

It may take some time, actually the same has been posted on the new blog as exporting and importing blogs have become so easy.  But in a weeks time I will be deleting those posts from this Blog.

Weird Al is Back!

Weird Al Yankovic's parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" is freaky funny!  Weird Al super imposes his face on a female dancer "closely resembling" Lady Gaga's body and the CGI effect just adds to the classic Weird Al effect.

Miami Heat 2011 NBA Champions! NOT!

Miami Mistake!

Someone must have been really pissed that the Miami Heat did not win the NBA Championship to have an error print in the Miami Herald!

It's either the editor is a Miami Heat hater and wanted to rub it into the "hometown disappointment" -  Heat or he is a fan who was on something and thought the Heat actually won.  Or maybe he was watching reruns of the 2006 NBA Finals!  (WTF!? When did the Heat trade LeBron James and Chris Bosh for Shaquille O'neal?  Zo's back from retirement and Dwayne Wade is playing like he was never injured!)

The paper has already apologized for running the ad.  So I guess my thoughts were all wrong!

Oh Clark!

Fixed the image resolution... Sorry about that...

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Radio killed the radio star?  Try Facebook killed secret identities altogether!

Oh Mrs. Kent!  Alas, all these years, and Batman busted Clark Kent because of Facebook! LOL!

Dallas Mavericks Win 2010-2011 NBA Finals!

Finally!  A championship for NBA Veterans Dirk Nowitzki and Jason Kidd.  The entire 2010-2011 NBA Season has been about the Miami Heat and the Heatles, Super friends or Big Three.  LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh just couldn't match Dallas' intensity and savvy.

Dallas was simply the better team.

NBA Champions At LAST!

Kudos to Dallas coach Rick Carlisle for out-duelling Miami's Erik Spoelstra, which was made easier by LeBron James' "Decision" not to show up in fourth quarters of the last 3 Finals games.

Chris Bosh has been maligned as the half man in the Big Three, but during the finals, specially in the last 3 games, it was LeBron James who appeared diminished, and wasn't even half the player everyone expected him to be.

It may seem to early and certainly unconscionable during the regular season, but it appears that in order for Miami to win not 1, not 2, not 3... championships is for the team to trade LeBron James for a Center, a Power Forward and a Point Guard.  The Chosen One appears to have become the Invisible One!

LeBwhere?

After posting a triple double in game five, LeBron James was M.I.A. (Missing-in-Action) AGAIN(!) in game 5!  After James' admission was the biggest game of his life, EVERYBODY was expecting a statement game.  But then there was a statement game, but it did not come from LeBron!  Dirk Nowitzki has left his "choker" monicker behind and no longer considered soft by so-called NBA experts.

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It is looking more and more like Shawn Marion is the best Small Forward in the NBA Finals!

LeBron has to do something, he cannot just put the load on the shoulders of Dwayne Wade!

LeBWHO?

The Miami Heat lost to the Dallas Mavericks despite an ailing Dirk Nowitzki who was playing with the flu virus in his system.  The spectacular play of the Mavericks supporting cast helped.  The No-Show of LeBron James?  Helped even more!

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Suffice it to say that even if we review the film, we would still say that LeBron sucked!  The amazing defensive and offensive display by Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh were all for naught as the Miami Heat lost and the series is tied.

LeBron better get out of his funk and play good ball in game 5 or the Heat would go home and have to win both home games to win the NBA Finals.

Where is Nowitzness?

In fairness to Dirk Nowitzki, he took the best shot the Miami Heat allowed in the last sequence of the game.  He missed, but there was no other option.  J.J. Barea?  Not a chance in this one, made the Oklahoma series look like a fluke!  For crying out loud, Ian Mahinmi had a field goal attempt and had 5 fouls in 7 minutes of playing time.

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That's how the game played out for Dallas.  Dwayne Wade was making big shots, the same shots the Heat missed in game two, but this time they made the shots that counted and the Dallas Mavericks and Dirk didn't.

The Luckiest NBA Player!

The Miami Heat and the Dallas Mavericks are tied 1-1 in the NBA Finals, but the luckiest baller in the world is not playing for either team.  The guy's name is Kris Nathan Humphries!  You know why?  He got engaged to a girl named Kim Kardashian!

Remember Kim?  You know one of the famous Kardashian's and the former BFF of hotel heiress Paris Hilton.

What do you mean who is Kris Humphries?  Don't you know that... hmmmm... I guess you're right, I should introduce the guy aye?  He is a benchwarmer for the New Jersey Nets, one of the lottery teams and holders of one of the leagues worst record.  But hey, the dude has Kim right?

For more reasons why he is the luckiest guy in the NBA here are more pictures of Kris Humphries... I mean Kim Kardashian!

Click here for download link for Kim Kardashian pictures in .zip format.

Alternate download link (Hotfile).

Nowitzness!

This time it was Miami (LeBron James and D-Wade) that celebrated too early wasting a stellar performance by Dwayne Wade by playing hero ball at the end!

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I'm a Miami Heat fan, but Dirk Nowitzki was just being Dirk.  It's shameful I know, but if Dallas wins I'll be fine with it.  Giving one ring to Dirk and Jason Kidd wouldn't be a problem at all! 

Dallas steals a game in Miami and we have a series!  

Shaquille O'neal Retires!

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Time to say goodbye to the most dominating player to ever play in the NBA.  As a Miami Heat fan, I will most remember him for helping and co-leading the Miami Heat to the 2006 NBA Championship.

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After winning 3 NBA Championships with the Los Angeles Lakers and another with Dwayne Wade and the Miami Heat in 2006, Shaquille O'neal announced his retirement via Twitter.

This all comes after an injury plagued season with the Boston Celtics, and a disappointing 2nd round playoff exit after the Celtics lost to the Super Friends (Wade, Chris Bosh and LeBron James) and the Miami Heat.

But none of that will diminish Shaq's contribution to the game of basketball.

From NBA.com:

NOTABLES:
Won three consecutive NBA Championships (2000, 2001, 2002) with the Los Angeles Lakers and a fourth title with the Miami Heat (2006)…named one of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA history, the youngest player to earn the honor…was awarded Most Valuable Player honors during the 1999-2000 season, 2000 All-Star Game (co-MVP) and NBA Finals 2000, becoming only the third player in NBA history to accomplish that feat…earned All-NBA in 14 of his 17 seasons, including First Team honors eight times (1997-98, 1999-00, 2000-01, 2001-02, 2002-03, 2003-04, 2004-05 and 2005-06), Second Team honors twice (1994-95 and 1998-99) and garnered Third Team honors on four occasions (1993-94, 1995-96, 1996-97 and 2008-09)…15-time NBA All-Star, the second-most All-Star appearances in NBA history (K. Abdul-Jabbar)…started nine of the 12 NBA All-Star Games in which he has participated and averaged 16.8 points, 8.4 rebounds, 1.6 blocks and 1.8 assists in 22.8 minutes while shooting .551 percent from the floor…three times he was selected to play in the All-Star Game and could not participate due to injury (1997, 2001 and 2002)…named the 1999-00 NBA MVP…named NBA Finals MVP three times (2000, 2001 and 2002)…three-time All-Star Game MVP (2004, co-MVP in 2000 and 2009)…three-time NBA All-Defensive Second Team member (1999-00, 2000-01 and 2002-03)…captured NBA Player of the Month honors 12 times and Player of the Week accolades on 19 occasions…earned NBA Rookie of the Year and First Team All-Rookie honors in 1992-93…became the first player in NBA history to earn Player of the Week honors after the first week of his career after he averaged 25.8 points and 16.4 rebounds…won a gold medal at the 1996 Olympics as a member of the USA Men’s Senior National Team…has appeared in 1,117 regular season games (1,108 starts) in his 17-year NBA career…owns averages of 24.7 points, 11.2 rebounds, 2.6 assists and 2.4 blocks in 35.7 minutes while shooting .582 percent from the field… his teams have compiled a 751-366 record (.672) in the 1,117 games in which he has played and a 124-120 record (.508) in the 244 games he has missed…among active players he ranks first in points, field goals made, field goal percentage, free throws attempted, offensive rebounds and games played… among active players, second in minutes played (Jason Kidd), field goal attempts (Allen Iverson), and defensive rebounds (Kevin Garnett), third in free throws made (Allen Iverson, Kobe Bryant), and fourth in scoring average (LeBron James, Allen Iverson, Kobe Bryant)…ranks 15th on the NBA’s all-time rebounding list (12,566) after passing Dikembe Mutombo for 17th (Feb. 17), Paul Silas for 16th (Feb. 24) and Charles Barkley for 15th (April 10)…has led the NBA in scoring average twice, in points scored three times, in field goal percentage on 10 occasions (breaking Wilt Chamberlain’s NBA record of nine), in field goals made five times, in field goals attempted twice, in free throws made once and free throws attempted on five occasions… has gone over 140 consecutive games scoring in double figures three times in his career…longest stretch of consecutive games scoring in double figures is 245 and occurred from Feb. 28, 1995-Nov. 9, 1999…longest stretch of consecutive games scoring at least 20 points is 37 and was accomplished from March 2, 1998-Feb. 23, 1999…has scored at least 30 points in a game 313 times (28.0 percent of his games)…longest stretch of consecutive 30-point games is 11 and occurred from March 28, 2001-April 17, 2001…has scored at least 40 points in a game 49 times…longest streak of consecutive 40-point outings is two and occurred on three occasions…registered three games of at least 50 points and one 60-point game (career-high 61 points on March 6, 2000)…averaged at least 20 points in 14 of his 17 seasons…shot at least 55 percent from the floor in each of his 17 NBA seasons…averaged at least 20 points and 10 rebounds for an NBA-record 13 consecutive seasons from 1992-2005… has notched 35 games with 20-or-more rebounds…longest career streak of consecutive games grabbing double-figure rebounds is 18 and was accomplished twice (Nov. 27, 1993-Dec. 30, 1993 and March 18, 2001-Oct. 30, 2001)…recorded double-figure blocked shots once…recorded 717 double-doubles (64.2 percent of his games)...finished the season as the fifth-leading scorer in NBA history with 27,619 career points...became just the seventh player in league history with 27,000 career points and just the second player with 27,000 points, 12,000 rebounds and 2,500 blocks (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar)…two career triple-doubles on Nov. 20, 1993 (Orlando at New Jersey., 24 points, career-high 28 rebounds, career-high 15 blocks) and April 11, 2006 (Miami vs. Toronto, 15 points, 11 rebounds, career-high 10 assists)…has missed a total of 222 games during his career due to injury, eight games to NBA imposed suspensions, seven games due to personal reasons and seven games he was a healthy scratch on the Inactive List.

Shaq's antics and larger than life personality (literally and figuratively) on and off the court will surely be missed.

Bon Voyage! It was fun while it lasted aye?